May peace break into your house and may thieves steal all of your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become magnets for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips.
May your clothes reek of success like smoking tires.
May happiness slap you upside the head and may your tears be those of joy.
May your personal problems forget your home address; and,
May 2008 be the best year of your life.
 
May all of your wishes, good thoughts and dreams come true!
Happy 5th birthday!  Looking forward to yet another successful year of curious content.

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